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(Thanks @randydeluxe)

With comments going back to December, you’ve gotta think that this was a little prophecy in our favourite gaming crack.

On a side note, a friend of mine from Major Players, Dan Poole, started the most epic thread of piggy puns the world has ever seen on his Facebook page which I reproduce for you after the jump. Seriously - the man’s a criminal mastermind or a comedy genius - I can’t work out which right now.

Dan Poole  Porkocalypse now

Dan Poole
Symptoms are an infection in the root of the eyelash

Dan Poole
Prepare for the hamdemic

Saul Pullivan
You dirty swine, it’s a hambush!

Dan Poole
You Boar me

Lorenzo Ali
bit of a sweet and sour topic

Saul Pullivan
aw don’t be dis”grunt”led

Dan Poole
Snout my fault

Dan Poole
Nice to see you all bacon facebook btw

Dan Poole
Aparently the virus dates back to biblical times. It was Adam’s fault, he should been a bit more carefull with that spare rib

Saul Pullivan
yeah i trotted off for a while, but “back” now

Lorenzo Ali
That was a bit of a rasher statement

Dan Poole
Sorry, I’m hogging the page aren’t I?

Lorenzo Ali
Your biblical history is inaccurate. He made a pigs ear things and Eve gave him the chop.

Dan Poole
What the hell are pigs ear things?

Dan Poole
I heard it was because he had a small chipolata

Dan Poole
You’re a bit slow today Paul, c’mon streaky.

Saul Pullivan
This is the wurst thread ever

Dan Poole
It’s snitz hell

Saul Pullivan
And I’m slow because i’m afraid of getting a roasting.

Saul Pullivan
Gammon then, where have you all gone?

Dan Poole
Am I in truffle?

Dan Poole
I’m back. Was in Cumberland

Lorenzo Ali
I’ve got my snout in the trough, as usual

Dan Poole
Typical Chorizo Ali

Dan Poole
I definitely think i’ve got the virus. I can fillet

Saul Pullivan
Pate on the back for that one.

Dan Poole
I was telling pork pies

Saul Pullivan
i was wrong, this thread is sexy. i’ve got a lardon.

Saul Pullivan
I hope other people receiving this post don’t feel like we’re SPAMming them.

Lorenzo Ali
That was a crackling line Saul. I see you have a Pancetta for Porcine Prose.

Saul Pullivan
It’s true I do a good loin in pig poetry.

Dan Poole
You’re like Trotski

Lorenzo Ali
Dan have you gone to the market?

Dan Poole
Leon was a pig farmer too

Saul Pullivan
I hear he flu through his work

Dan Poole
Yep, he spread the word

Saul Pullivan
He liked to make a poink eh?

Dan Poole
That’s all folks!

Lorenzo Ali
I was wondering when you’d Parma us off with a thinly sliced threat.

Saul Pullivan
Yeah it wasn’t exactly a Carc-Ass finale was it?

Katie Thomas
VERY tenuous, but I like it

Dan Poole
There’s no cure for this type of humour

Katie Thomas
Oh god stop - you’re making me pig-sick with all these puns!!

Dan Poole
What’s your beef?

Katie Thomas
Oh Dan you’re on a hiding to nothing pursuing that line

Obie
Now stop hamming it up and clean up your room - it’s a sty

Obie
isn’t this a sign of the hogacaust?

Obie
the snoutbreak of bad puns has trotter stop

(Thanks Rich N from mercilessgames for that last one)

Tags: funny, videogames, World of Warcraft

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