Merlin Mann is Funny
April 16th, 2008If you don’t follow his Tweetsâ„¢ on Twitterâ„¢ (apparently a Twatâ„¢ came up with particular verb), take a quick gander at the last few - apparently he’s on a pope tip at the moment.
Popetiquette: If two Pontiffs meet on a bridge, they must fight with bo-sticks until one yields, yelling “Mama mia!”
Popetiquette: The Pontiff’s mitre may never be used as a beer bong — except on St. Patrick’s Day and only in St. Patrick’s Cathedral.
Popetiquette: The Pontiff will always offer the last scone to the least attractive person at his table; and you’re not allowed to cry.
Popetiquette: The Pontiff will always attempt to eat his soup course with a scepter until he is gently corrected by the host’s wife.
Apparently the 140 character limit suits him down to the ground.
You can find his Twitter feed here and his site is here.
Enjoy
